Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Portland

So I'm watching the Warriors pre-game show before they take on the Trail Blazers and I notice a boys basketball game going on behind the announcers.

Then it hits me.

Portland is so white they couldn't find a black kid to play basketball.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Friday, December 5, 2014

Donovan

I'm just gonna put this here.

Great piece by Wayne Drehs for ESPN as Landon closes out his career.

Saturday, November 29, 2014

The Red and Blue of it

Today in our household we celebrate The Ga-e!

Neither I nor -y partner I went to either Ohio State or -ichigan, but as for-er residents of each state, this is as big a rivalry as they co-e.

If you spent any ti-e in either state, you know what I'- taking about. Even with a 25 letter alphabet.

Go Bucks!

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Dear Bengals

Please keep playing like no one is watching you.

(Can they not televise playoff games?)

Thursday, September 18, 2014

You've done lost your damn minds.

Next time you redesign your league crest, don't let an student trying to make a name for themselves do it.
The blank "second half" make the whole thing look unfinished, and the slash past the perimeter looks like the crest's erect penis. It makes the eye look downward as opposed to your claim that the slash is rising upward.

I'm down with the idea of tailoring the colors to fit the teams, but you need something in that second half.

Next indeed.