It was a thing of ugly.

Wow.
That was about as bad as I've ever seen San Jose look. Real Salt Lake might be reigning champions, but you made 'em look like Man U.

C'mon, you Quakes! Get this shit together!

It was a thing of beauty.

I yelled like Angelina Jolie stuck two fingers up my ass while she was deep-throating me.



Admit it. You did too.

Landon vs Jozy

Nice job, LD.



It makes me wonder if Jozy just hasn't found the right situation to thrive in. Landon had problems fitting in while in Germany, but now with Everton he seems to have found the glove that fits.

Jozy needs to be somewhere where he can get decent service from his midfield. Hull City ain't it.

Like a turtle

I have to agree with Bob and say that the boys looked a step slow against the Dutch yesterday. It was only late in the second half that they realized they could push forward.

Bornstein vs Robben? You gotta be kidding me! Traffic cone vs Porsche.

Beasley and Edu however deserve further consideration.